S5 E1: One Bad Night and Chaos of Selfish Desires
S5 E2: Snoopin' Around and the Wonder Twins of Atheism
S5 E3: Potential Energy and Hooch on a Park Bench
S5 E4: Pish Posh and a Secret Back Room
S5 E5: Stuffed Animals and a Sweet Southern Syzygy
S5 E6: Money Laundering and a Cascade of Hormones
S5 E7: An Introduction to Engineering and a Glob of Hair Gel
S5 E8: The Grand Chancellor and a Den of Sin
S5 E9: The Yips and an Oddly Hypnotic Bohemian
S5 E10: An Expensive Glitch and a Goof-Off Room
S5 E11: A Lock-In, a Weather Girl and a Disgusting Habit
S5 E12: A Pink Cadillac and a Glorious Tribal Dance
S5 E13: A Lot of Band-Aids and the Cooper Surrender
S5 E14: A Free Scratcher and Feminine Wiles
S5 E15: A Lobster, an Armadillo and a Way Bigger Number
S5 E16: A Suitcase Full of Cash and a Yellow Clown Car
S5 E17: A Solo Peanut, a Social Butterfly and the Truth
S5 E18: Babies, Lies and a Resplendent Cannoli
S5 E19: A God-Fearin' Baptist and a Hot Trophy Husband
S5 E20: Uncle Sheldon and a Hormonal Firecracker
S5 E21: White Trash, Holy Rollers and Punching People
S5 E22: Clogged Pore, a Little Spanish and the Future