S3 E1: Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes

S3 E2: A Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board

S3 E3: An Entrepreneurialist and a Swat on the Bottom

S3 E4: Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball with Zip

S3 E5: A Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship

S3 E6: A Parasol and a Hell of an Arm

S3 E7: Pongo Pygmaeus and a Culture that Encourages Spitting

S3 E8: The Sin of Greed and a Chimichanga from Chi-chi's

S3 E9: A Party Invitation, Football Grapes and an Earth Chicken

S3 E10: Teenager Soup and a Little Ball Of Fib

S3 E11: A Live Chicken, a Fried Chicken and Holy Matrimony

S3 E12: Body Glitter and a Mall Safety Kit

S3 E13: Contracts, Rules and a Little Bit of Pig Brains

S3 E14: A Slump, a Cross and Roadside Gravel

S3 E15: A Boyfriend's Ex-Wife and a Good Luck Head Rub

S3 E16: Pasadena

S3 E17: An Academic Crime and a More Romantic Taco Bell

S3 E18: A Couple Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector

S3 E19: A House for Sale and Serious Woman Stuff

S3 E20: A Baby Tooth and the Egyptian God of Knowledge

S3 E21: A Secret Letter and a Lowly Disc of Processed Meat