S1 E1: You Guys!! Do You Even Have a Gintama?! (1)

S1 E2: You Guys!! Do You Even Have a Gintama?! (2)

S1 E3: Nobody with Naturally Wavy Hair Can be That Bad!

S1 E4: Watch Out! Weekly Shonen JUMP Sometimes Comes Out on Saturdays!

S1 E5: Make Friends You Can Call by Their Nicknames, Even When You're an Old Fart!

S1 E6: Keep Your Promise Even If It Kills You

S1 E7: Responsible Owners Should Clean Up After Their Pets!

S1 E8: There Is Butt a Fine Line Between Persistence and Stubbornness

S1 E9: Fighting Should Be Done With Fists!

S1 E10: Eat Something Sour When You're Tired!

S1 E11: Look, Overly Sticky Sweet Dumplings Are Not Real Dumplings, You Idiot!

S1 E12: People Who Make Good First Impressions Usually Suck!

S1 E13: If You're Going to Cosplay, Go All Out!

S1 E14: Boys Have a Weird Ritual that Makes Them Think They Turn Into Men When They Touch Frogs! / You Only Gotta Wash Under Your Armpits - Just the Armpits

S1 E15: Pets Resemble Their Owners!

S1 E16: If You Stop and Think About It, Your Life’s a Lot Longer as an Old Guy Than a Kid! Whoa, Scary!!

S1 E17: Sons Only Take After Their Fathers' Negative Attributes

S1 E18: Oh Yeah! Our Crib is Number One!

S1 E19: Why is the Sea So Salty? Because You City Folk Pee Whenever You Go Swimming!

S1 E20: Watch Out For Conveyor Belts!

S1 E21: If You're a Man, Try the Swordfish / If You Go to Sleep With the Fan On, You'll Get a Stomachache, So Be Careful

S1 E22: Marriage is Prolonging an Illusion for Your Whole Life

S1 E23: When You're In a Fix, Keep On Laughing, Laughing...

S1 E24: Cute Faces Are Always Hiding Something

S1 E25: A Shared Soup Pot is a Microcosm of Life

S1 E26: Don't Be Shy - Just Raise Your Hand and Say It

S1 E27: Some Things Can’t Be Cut with a Sword

S1 E28: Good Things Never Come in Twos (but Bad Things Do)

S1 E29: Don’t Panic – There’s a Return Policy! / I Told You to Pay Attention to the News!

S1 E30: Even Teen Idols Act Like You Guys

S1 E31: You Always Remember the Things that Matter the Least

S1 E32: Life Moves on Like a Conveyor Belt

S1 E33: Mistaking Someone’s Name is Rude!

S1 E34: Love Doesn’t Require a Manual (1)

S1 E35: Love Doesn’t Require a Manual (2) / You Can't Judge a Person by His Appearance, Either

S1 E36: People with Dark Pasts Can't Shut Up

S1 E37: People Who Say that Santa Doesn’t Really Exist Actually Want to Believe in Him / Prayer Won't Make Your Worldly Desires Go Away! Control Yourself

S1 E38: Only Children Play in the Snow / Eating Ice Cream In Winter Is Awesome

S1 E39: Ramen Shops with Long Menus Never Do Well

S1 E40: Give a Thought to Planned Pregnancy

S1 E41: You Can't Judge a Movie by Its Title

S1 E42: You Know What Happens if You Pee on a Worm

S1 E43: Make Characters So Anybody Can Tell Who They Are by Just Their Silhouettes

S1 E44: Mom’s Busy, Too, So Quit Complaining About What’s for Dinner

S1 E45: Walk Your Dog at an Appropriate Speed

S1 E46: Adults Only. We Wouldn’t Want Anyone Immature in Here

S1 E47: Do Cherries Come from Cherry Trees?

S1 E48: The More You're Alike, the More You Fight / Whatever You Play, Play to Win

S1 E49: A Life Without Gambling is Like Sushi Without Wasabi